voicemail;

[kanyounot]

This is Kanan. I'm pretty busy right now, so leave a message.

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[h2no]

I knew it was too well groomed to be a laziness thing!

[he laughs, though he's not sure how to follow it up.]

Whys that, then? Gimme your facial hair history.

[kanyounot]

Back in the day, I just had a, whaddaya call it, a “soul patch”. When I was like 18 I thought the long hair and “soul patch” look was cool and the ladies would like it.

[h2no]

Oh, no. Ohhhh no, I did the same thing! I-- I couldn't grow anything until I was in my twenties, so it was just... bad. Really bad. Never had long hair though.

No manbun. Let's be thankful for that.

[kanyounot]

Eh, mine wasn’t bad. And I wasn’t totally wrong about the ladies, either. [ Kanan used to get around. ]

I just grew it out after I was blinded, because maintaining it was a real pain.

[h2no]

Lotta people like beards.

[though archie's been with as many people who told him they want it gone than ones who loved it. it's really a dealbreaker sometimes!]

Whatever works, right?

[kanyounot]

[ Admittedly in Kanan's case it's a self-selecting pool - he didn't go in for ~relationships~ before he met Hera. ]

Yeah, necessity is the mother of invention and all that.

[h2no]

Mountain-man look is the mother of... h-- hornyness.

[just hang up while you're ahead, kanan.]

[kanyounot]

I... [ What. ]

You’re drunk, Archie. Go to sleep.

[h2no]

Okay.

...


I had to know. Sober me will be horrified at this conversation. I just-- had to know.

[kanyounot]

You're fine - I'm not easy to offend. Nothing to be embarrassed about.